HO SHIZA AX IS TOMMOROW BUT RECAP ON LIFE

SUNDAY-SF PRIDE, SAW GAY GUYS HAVING FULL ON SEX IN THE GRASS (LOTS OF NAKED PEOPLE SPRAWLED AROUND THEM TOO), MET UP WITH WIFE AND ATHENA, GOT SUPER SUNBURNT, 6 DOLLAR PLATE OF RICE AND REALLY SALTY NOODLES (MY WALLET CRIES), LOTS OS BUTTS, WENT BACKSTAGE AS PRESS FOR ALLKPOP (GOD I LOVE PRESS PASSES), SAW BOA, TALKED TO MANAGER AND SUB MANAGER AND ALMOST GOT INTERVIEW BUT ENDED UP AS A NO GO, MET A GIRL FROM SOOMPI WHO WAS A VOLUNTEER (MADE HER HOLD MY BAG OTL), MET A GUY NAMED JASON WHO WAS IN LOVE WITH BOA AND WAS ALSO PRESS (HE WAS SO FUNNY), SAW LOTS OF PLATFORM SHOES AND MORE BUTTS, SAW BOA'S BACKGROUND DANCERS, SAW BOA'S BODYGUARDS, SAW BOA, WAVED AT BOA AND GOT WAVED AND SMILED BACK, GOT BOA'S AUTOGRAPH (LOLFOLDED NOTECARD), WENT FRONT OF STAGE AND TOOK LOTS OF PHOTOS, STUPID VIDEO CAMERA GUY BLOCKED MY VIEW 40% OF TIME, FOCUSED ON WRONG THING 20% OF TIME, BUT ITS OK BC I HAD 600 PHOTOS TO PICK AND CHOOSE FROM HAHAHAHHAHAA AND GOD LIGHTING WAS SO WEIRD BUT YEAH THEN SHE WENT OFF STAGE AND I FOLLOWED AND SHE LEFT. THEN WE GOT STARBUCKS (HOT CHOCOLATE, WHICH SOMEONE STOLE THE FIRST TIME :[), WENT TO METREON TO GO SEE TRANSFORMERS 2 AND GOD IT WAS SO EPIC, THEN WENT HOME ON BART, SAW KERRY'S BRO AT BART STATION WHICH WAS LIKE WHOA. THEN STAYED UP TILL 3AM WORKING ON PHOTOS OTL.

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TODAY RETURNED THE LENS ALLLLL THE WAY IN SOUTH BAY GOD IT TOOK SO LONG AND DRAINED MY GAS TANK BUT ON WAY BACK WENT TO TIM'S HOUSE AND WE WENT TO SAFEWAY TO GO FOOD SHOPPING AND WE WENT BACK TO HIS REALLY REALLY ADORABLE APARTMENT AND MADE PASTA, SALAD, AND BAKED POTATO SLICES AND EGGPLANT. IT WAS EFFING DELICIOUS. THEN WE (TIM, I, JENNY, AND CHRIS) LISTENED TO LADY GAGA AND THEN ME AND TIM WALKED ALL THE EFFING WAY TO MY CAR WHICH WAS LIKE 10 BLOCKS AWAY AND DROVE BACK TO PICK THE TWO UP AND THEN WE WENT TO THE BIGGEST FABRIC STORE I'VE SEEN IN AMERICA. IT WASN'T AS CHEAP AS I HAD HOPED BUT SELECTION WAS DELICIOUS. HAD TO GET BACK HOME, SO I LEFT (LOLMYPARKINGSKILLS), THEN WENT TO STORE TO FIND CORSET BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE IT SO I JUST BOUGHT ALOT OF SOCKS :| THEN I WENT HOME AND GOD I'VE BEEN CLEANING UP SINCE THEN AND NOW I'M FINALLY EFFING DONE...KINDA. OK NEED TO SLEEP. I DON'T KNOW HOW BLOGGING IS GONNA WORK BC BLOGGER IS EFFING BLOCKED IN CHINA :| BUT I GUESS I CAN GET SOMEONE TO COPYPASTE MY LOGS LOL. LALALALALLA GOODBYE WORLD FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS!


GOD, LIFE IS JUST SO FREAKING AMAZING LATELY. I LOVE IT.

SF OUTING (tim and wife and co)

Yesterday was HELLER fun, we (Tim aka my MOTHER(?!), Jenny aka MAI WAIFE, Chris, Eric YAM (bahhaa), and other people all went to San Francisco to explore Golden Gate Park for potential cosplay photoshoot areas and just to chill. I woke up LATE AGAIN. We were supposed to meet at 10 in SF...I woke up at 8:30, lazed around, then realized I had to get to the station by 9:10 -_- Missed my train but caught the next one, WHICH MY WIFE WAS ON BUT IN A DIFFERENT CAR :|



We got off bart and I saw WAIFU and the other two guys, (I wasn't sure if it was her) so I didn't scare/surprise her : ( We walked up, met TIM at the fountain, who had a weird Mexican guy staring at him SO WE HID UNDER A BLACK OBELISK (mainly for shade -_-) Whilst waiting for everyone else, we saw SQUAWKING homeless guys who asked us for money...it was REALLY WEIRD. There were some LOLasians who did the VEEE FOR VEECTORY sign for every photos and many many many gay couples. (It WAS right by Civic Center the day before Pride weekend XD)

THINGS TO REMEMBER ABOUT THAT BIT:
NUTRIGRAIN BARS WHICH WERE ACTUALLY NATURE VALLEY BARS
TIM'S KELLY GREEN BACKPACK WITH WATER AND SWEATERS AND FOOD
JENNY NOT READING THE FB NOTE
FB ETIQUETTE (LOLMAYBES AND NOT RESPONDED)
SO BRO (IAMBRO)
TIM=OLDMAN
TIM=MOTHER




THEY CAME FINALLY AND WE RODE ON A BUS.


AWW MOTHER AND CHILD


WIFE AND WIFE. UM, TIM IS OUR MOTHER. HM


ERIC THE YAM, TIM, AND CHRIS THE VIET GUY

WEEEEEE WALKEDDDD AND WALKED AND WALKED AND TOOK PHOTOS. ONLY JENNY AND I THOUGH. WE LAGGED BEHIND ALL THE TIME BC OF SOME COOL PLANT A DUR


OH, BEARS


OH, VEGETABLES


OH AND THE TRIANGLE THING WITH THE VEGETABLES BY THE CONSERVATORY= HARVEST MOON COSPLAY



LOLTRYINGTOTAKEUPSKIRT I MEAN WHAT A LOVELY SHOT OF THE CONSERVATORY


WE DIDN'T GO IN BC IT WAS 5 DOLLAH AND DOG


I DRANK FROM THIS



WE RAN INTO A FOREST (A THICKET!) AND FOUND TEREBITHIA. THEN WE FOUND THIS SIGN:


THEN WE FOUND BOXERS. WE DECIDED TO LEAVE


HAI


TIM LIKES RUNNING AND SKIPPING AND BEING JAILBAIT BUT HE'S 20












UNDER THAT BRIDGE, IT WAS VERY ECHOEY AND WE FOUND CAVE PAINTINGS AND A GRIFFON


HEROIC




CHO KAWAII, C'EST UN CANDID


WHAT IS THAT GRAS--HOLYSHITITISWATER


EW...


YOU CAN SEE WHERE IT WAS SWIMMIN'


WILD TIM HAS APPEARED


JURASSIC PARK


WOOSH


pewpew




WILD TIM ATTACKS FROM THE TREE




griffon defiled this poor old man...the pinecone @_@


I FEEL LIKE WE'RE LARPING POKEMON OR SOMETHING

we got to the...academy of sciences? and we found a good place to take...marble statue shots hm




tim is a cool guy






LOL


LEVITATE


LOLMAIFACE


PROM PIC? I LOOK SO AWK




SUMMERLOVE














MO


LEST


TANG








HAHAHAHHA


JENNY LOOKS WORRIED. TIM LOOK QUITE SCARY


















odear




WHAT




what the hell








HAHAHAH


HE GAVE US A SPEECH...IN THE FORM OF DISNEY SONGS. IT WAS EPIC


Proud, proud counselor








OMNOMNOMNOM


WE SAW BUFFLAOOOZOZOZOZO


WHOA








LOL.


WRYYYYY


BEACHHH



WE ROLLED UP OUR PANTS AND RAN TOWARDS THE OCEAN. WE ALMOST RAN INTO A DEAD BIRD. WE WERE ALL :| THEN WE RAN AWAY AND WE PLAYED IN THE WAVES AND ERIC YAM AND I GOT SOAKED. WE SAW A CONDOM ON THE BEACH. WE RAN AWAY MORE. TO DRY OUR PANTS WE ROLLED AROUND IN THE SAND AND WIPED IT ON AND OFF NAD OFF AND ON AND YEAHHHH THEY WERE QUITE SANDY.


DESIGNER?






LOLTIM AND LOL HE’S TRYING TO BE A SPECIAL PHOTOG WE ALL KNOW COUGH


LOLERIC


WE FOUND THIS ON THE BEACH AND THE CROTCH WAS RIPPED K












GOOD FOR CODE GEASS


WE WENT BACK TO WESTFIELD TO GO SHOPPINGZ~~ WENT TO H&M, AND ZARA, IN ZARA, THERE WAS SUPER SUPER SUPER HOT GUY WHO WAS KOREAN AND IN A RED CAP AND HAD REDDISH BROWN HAIR AND HEADPHONES AND WAS TOTALLY HIP AND MY WIFE AND I FELL IN LOVE AND I ACTUALLY STOPPED BREATHING AHHAHA

THEN IN H&M WE MUTUALLY STALKED TWO JAPANESE TWINS. THEY WERE EVERYWHERE WE WENT, AND IF THEY WEREN’T WE WOULD FOLLOW THEM /CREEPER. WE WANTED TO GET A PHOTO WITH EM BUT THEY LIKE…RAN TO THEIR GIRL FRIEND, WHO LOOKED LIKE A MAN.




IN URBAN OUTFITTERS, STORE WAY TOO EXPENSIVE











WE HAD DINNER, I HAD…SOME SANDWICH THANG, THEY HAD PANDA EXPRESS. WE WERE GOING TO SEE TRANSFORMERS BUT IT WASN’T PLAYING IN THAT MALL AND WE WERE REALLY TIRED SO WE RODE BART HOME LALALALA BUT I GOT A DELICIOUS AMAZING CREAM PUFF. ALLALAA


AWW THEY WAVE GOODBYEE








THE END