DEAR STARBUCKS,
I'M AFRAID WE MUST BREAK UP. WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS BUT THIS WEEK LONG FLING CANNOT CONTINUE. YOUR HIGHLY SUGARED AND CAFFEINATED DRINKS HAVE KEPT ME AWAKE DURING FINALS WEEK BUT I THINK YOU'RE ALSO THE REASON WHY I OVERSLEPT AND WHY I KINDA GAINED BACK THE SIX LBS I LOST LAST WEEK. ITS MOSTLY THE SIX LBS THAT'S MAKING ME REALLY UPSET. GOODBYE, STARBUCKS. MY WALLET WILL THANK ME.
LOVE, JULIA




FFFFF ITS 9:30 AND I JUST FINISHED MY HISTORY PAPER AND NOW FOR MATH. I KNOW NOTHING. LEARNING 2 TRIMESTERS WORTH OF MATH WOOHOOO /WEEP