Oh life. LALLALA

ALALLA PHOTO BACKLOG.


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UM LAST DAY OF SCHOOL

I PICKED UP ANNIKA LALALA AND WE GOT STARBUCKS ALLALAA I LOVE STARBUCK'S GREEN TEA FRAP ITS DELICIOUS SHE GOT THE LONDON FOG EARL GREY BRITISH THANG. MINE TASTES BETTER DHHOHOHOHO THEN WE HUNG OUT IN CERAMICS ROOM CUZ ART ROOM WAS LOCKED BAWW AND MET UP WITH CASEY AND WE JUST CHILLAX IN THAR FOR LIKE AN HOUR










seniors!


AWARDS CEREMONY SO LONG AND BORING


WEEOH


LOLENTIRESCHOOL


OHGOD

THEN WE GOT YEARBOOKS. LOL JEANINE NEVER SHOWED UP. AS USUAL. BAHAHAHHA. I GOT IT SIGNED BY MR.M. CASEY WAS LIKE O I WANT SIGN TOO. SO WE LOOKED FOR HIM BUT HE WAS MISSING AND SHE HAD TO LEAVE SO I GOT IT SIGNED FOR HER LATER ON A PIECE OF PAPER THAT I GOT FROM PRINTER CUZ I'M A GOOD SIMIMIMIMARITON. LALALALAA UM BIO TEACHER DREW AN ANIMAL. WITH A PENIS. QUITE AWKWARD. LALALALA

I WAS LIKE LAST TO LEAVE SCHOOL LOL BUT I GOT TO SAY GOODBAI TO MAI MOST FAVORITE TEACHERS AKA ART TEACHARZ HURHURHUHFAOWEIFASFLKJ THEN I WENT TO STARBUCKS. AND GOT ANOTHER GREEN TEA FRAP CUZ I WAS FEELING ESPECIALLY FATTAY


I SAW DUCKS I LOVE DUCKS I LOVE TO EAT


FAVORITEOOOO STARBUCKZO


FFF I LOVE THIS STUFF I WANT ONE NOW

LALALA THEN A FEW DAYS AGO WE WENT TO AZN MARKET AND GOT OYSTERS AND I WAS LIKE OH I LOVE RAW OYSTER LET ME OPEN THEM...WITH BUTTER NAIFE. SO I DID. AND I CUT MYSELF IT HURT BAWWW AND IT TOOK AN HOUR FOR 7 OYSTERS LLOL


THEY WERE DERISHASH




AGONYY



BESIDES OYSTERS I WORKED ON YOOOOOOOFEEEMIA FOR AX GOD ITS TAKING SO LONG AND ITS NOT THAT. HARD. JUST LOTS DETAILS AND I GET DISTRACTED BAW

ONSLAUGHT OF PHOTOS LOL

THE MACHINE THAT MAKES EVERYTHINGGG




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AHAHHAHAHAH LOL GHETTO DRESSFORM=CORSET AND TOWELS





LOOK AT DAT STICHIN'





FF I LOOK FAT






DEEEEEEEETAIL

ALLALALA THEN TODAY I WENT TO HABITAT FOR HUMANITY TO BUILD HOUSE. OMG I WOKE UP ON TIME GOT OUT OF HOUSE ON TIME THEN I WAS LIKE LOL I SHOULD BUY LUNCH SO I DRIVE TO SUBWAY BUT I TAKE WRONG TURN AND IT TAKES 15 MORE MINUTE AND WHEN I GET THERE ITS NOT OPEN YET AND THE STARBUCKS RIGHT NEXT TO IT HAS A LINE GOING OUT OF THE DOOR SO I'M LIKE NOTHANX AND SO I GO TO SAFEWAY WHICH IS OTHER DIRECTION AND ANOTHER 15 MINUTES AND I GET WHAT I WANT AND THEN ITS LIKE LOL30 MINS BEHIND SCHED. SO I GO ON FREEWAY FFF THERES TRAFFIC THEN I REALIZE I MAPQUESTED IT IN REVERSE DIRECTION LOL AND I'VE NEVER BEEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO THE AREA. WHICH IS IN THE GHETTO. UMMMM LOL. I ALMOST GET INTO AN ACCIDENT WITH A TRUCK BC I CUT LIKE 3 LANES CUZ ANOTHER TRUCK WOULDNT LET ME IN BAWWWW AND I DROVE AROUND IN THE GHETTO AND I WAS ULTRASCARED THEN I FOUND THE PLACE AND I WAS LIKE WHEW.


ATADA





WE STARTED HAMMERING. MAI FIRST NAIL OHHOHOHOHOHO GOD IT WAS HARD. ELMO-GUY WHO WAS MARRIED OMG WHO I THOUGHT WAS IN COLLEGE BUT WAS ACTUALLY NOT HALP ME. I ALMOST HIT HIS HEAD WOOOOPZ




POUND POUND POUND








I WORKED ON THIS HOUSE TEEHEE

SO I NAILED STUFF. THEN CHRIS (THERE WERE 3 CHRISES IN MY GROUP LOL, ELMO MAN INCLUDED) MADE ME GO ON 3STORY TALL SCAFFOLDING. I'M REALLY AFRAID OF HEIGHTS. SO I KINDA STOOD THERE REALLY SCARED. THEN HE REALIZED I WASN'T REALLY MOVING. OR BREATHING. SO HE LET ME GET DOWN AHAHHA THEN I CLIMBED ON LADDER (AGAIN, HEIGHTS GAHASLDFK) AND NAILED STUFF WITH POWER NAILER WHICH BLASTED OUT MY EARS AND MADE ME WORK MAI ARMS CUZ THE THING WAS LIKE 20 LBS.

LALALLALA THEN WE HAD A LUNCH BREAK. I WAS RONERY AND SAT NEXT TO A MEXICAN OLD GUY. HE ATE AVOCADOS. IN MY RONRINESS I WENT BACK TO OUR HOUSE AND OUR SUPERVISOR CHRIS WAS NAPPING. I LOL'ED. HE CALLED ME GAL CUZ HE DON'T KNOW MAI NAME. HE DON'T ASK EITHER. HM. THEN I SAT ON THE PORCH AND FOUND SOME RANDOM WALNUT THING AND I CRACKED IT WITH A NAIL.



THEN AFTER LUNCH..OHMYGOD WE WERE MADE TO DO....THE MOST MENIAL LABOR EVER. WE HAD TO SEPERATE BIG ASPHALT PIECES FROM LITTLE ASPHALT PIECES AND WE HAD TO THROW THEM IN A TRUCK. OMG, THREE HOURS OF IT. LIFE SUCK. WE WERE ALL LIKE GOD WE'RE IN DANTE'S SECOND RING ALAIWEASLDKF I HATE ROCKS I HATE ROCKS FFFFFF AHAHHAHA OH THEY WERE ALL FROM NORTHFACE FOR SOME COMPANY MEETING THANG


POINTLESS AHHHH


LOL THESE OLD LADIES WERE IN A GROUP AND I WAS PUT WITH MANLY MEN AND GOD WE THREW SO MANY ROCKS I WANTED TO DIE


LOL WE TOOK A BREAK AND WHILST THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT GETTING WASTED AT A BAR LAST NIGHT I WENT OFF AND LIKE...SAT THERE...AND TOOK PICTURES OF MYSELF. THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT NORTHFACE CLOTHING LINES TOO LOL




AIYEBALL


THIS WAS BY WHERE I WAS SITTING...



MEETING TALK THANG


DRIVING BACK THERE WWERE TRAINTRACKS AND I WAS LIKE OH THATS COOL TO TAKE A PICTURE OF AND IT REALLY WASN'T.

SO THE SUN CAME OUT RIGHT AFTER WE WERE DONE WITH ROCK PIT SO I PUT ON SUNSCREEN BUT IT WAS LIKE SUPER ECONOMY SUNSCREEN SO IT WAS ULTRA THICK AND I PUT IT ON AND I WAS PURE WHITE. AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH I RUB IT DIDN'T ABSORB SO I WAS LIKE...OK SO I WENT BACK TO WORK AND I BRUSHED AGAINST THE WALL AND MY ARM TURNED BLACK CUZ EVERYTHING STUCK TO ME AHHAHAHAH AND THEN IT WAS TIME FOR CLEANUP LOL. SO I WASHED IT ALL OFF BAWW WHAT A WASTE OH AND SAW TWO CLASSMATES. MANLY MALES. ALLALA I DID MORE MENIAL LABOR THO HOHOHOHHO A;LSKDJAS THEN I WAS LIKE YAHHH OKSO I START DRIVING HOME AND I MAKE A LEFT INSTEAD OF RIGHT AND INSTEAD OF HIGHWAY I END UP IN LIKE THE MOST GHETTO PART OF CALIFORNIA. GOD. I WAS SO FREAKING SCARED AND FFFFF PEOPLE THERE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE BUT LALALA I TURNED AROUND AND GOT ON HAIWAY AND IT WAS ALL GOOD. AND WHEN I COME HOME, MAI EUPHIE PETTICOAT CAME SO I WAS LIKE YAAAY AND NOW I'VE LIKE..NOT MOVED FROM THIS PLACE...VERY MUCH SINCE 5PM AND NOW ITS 9:30 LOLOLOLOL

I ATE THIS AT LIKE 1 AM A FEW NIGHTS AGO IT WAS DELICIOUS I LOVE ROE AND RICE AND SOY SAUCE. MAKES ME FEEL JAPANESE JK




OH I COOKED SOMETHING TODAY.

I DUB THIS "DELICIOUS THROW UP MEDLEY".



KONNYAKU AND LOTS OF RANDOM STUFF, FLICKR DESCRIPTION:

LOL OWN RECIPE AKA POISON

Kimchee (leftovers lol), egg (not gonna use that again like that @_@), Konnyaku (the greyish jelly stuff, the best part and no calories!) and soysauce LOL

IT TASTED ALRIGHT.



LOLBACKSTORY BEHIND THIS DISH:

WAIFE: THE MEET PART LOOKS OK
WAIFE: SEAWEED HAS POLKA DOTS
ME: OH ITS YAM
WAIFE: I NEVER REALIZED THAT SEAWEED HAD THAT KIND OF TEXTURE
WAIFE: OH
ME: WHAT MEAT
WAIFE: HAHAHAHA
ME: THERE IS NO MEAT
ME: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
WAIFE: HAHAHA THE YELLOW PARTS LOOKED LIKE WHITE MEAT AT FIRST GLANCE
WAIFE: OTL OTL OTL
ME: AHHAHAHAHAH
ME: ITS EGG
ME: COOKED VERY BADLY
ME: I WAS LIKE
ME: OH
ME: I REALLY LIKE RAW EGG
ME: ONTOP OF HOT STUFF
WAIFE: YEAH I SEE IT NOW LMAO
WAIFE: UHHUH
ME: BUT I'M AFRAID IT'LL BE NOT SANITARY CUZ I'M NOT A RESTAURANT
WAIFE: LIKE COOKING ON HOT POT AND SOUP YOU MEAN
ME: SO I WAS LIKE
ME: YEAH
ME: LETS COOK IT A BIT
ME: BUT I ADD NO OIL
ME: AND ITS JUST SOY SAUCE IN THE PAN
ME: SO ITS LIKE
ME: ABSORBED THE SOYSAUCE
ME: AND TURNED INTO THAT
WAIFE): HAHAHAHAHA
ME: AHAHHAHAHA
ME: I WAS LIKE
ME: OHGOD
WAIFE: DFJKGFJKLOLLL
ME: WHY THIZ HAPPEN
ME: AHAHAH
ME: I'M SO
ME: BAD AT COOKING

I THINK I SHOULD BE AN IRON CHEF. CUZ I'M PRO. I THINK I WILL START COOKING LET THIS BLOG BEAR WITNESS TO WHAT HIDEOUS THINGS I MAKE AND IF I DIE FROM FOOD POISONING THE MOST RECENT ENTRY ON FOOD SHOULD TELL WHAT THE CAUSE OF DEATH WAS.